vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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urinatings:

if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it

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